Steve Teuvel-Hayharyfoot (Skeleton)
Medium Undead, Lawful Evil
Armor Class: 13
Hit Points: 13 (2d8+4)
Speed 30 ft.
STRDEXCONINTWISCHA
10(+0) 14(+2) 15(+2) 6(-2) 8(-1) 5(-3)
License: SRD5 Open Gaming License
Damage Immunities poison
Damage Vulnerabilities bludgeoning
Condition Immunities exhaustion, poisoned
Senses darkvision 60 ft., passive Perception 9
Languages understands all languages it knew in life, but can't speak
Challenge 1/4 (50 XP)
Actions
Shortsword Melee Weapon Attack +4 to hit, reach 5 ft., (one creature) Hit: 5 (1d6 + 2) piercing damage.
Shortbow Ranged Weapon Attack +4 to hit, range 80/320 ft., (one creature) Hit: 5 (1d6 + 2) piercing damage.
Details
Epitaph Thought getting killed meant getting a side quest. It didn't.
Obituary He thought the enemy was bluffing and called his bluff. No bluff. Seconds later, he got snuffed...

Steve was a jolly and mischievous character and a mighty (though somewhat unpredictable) warrior. His somersaults were the stuff of legend as was his extraordinary luck in battle. He was loved by his adopted parents Chaima and Chalid, who took him in at a young age.

His siblings, Panros, Kerym and Arael lament his loss the most. They pray for the swift return of Steve's soul and are hellbent to avenge him and punish the evil that cost him his life:

"Our friend, our brother. How cruel the goddesses were to take thee from us!

May Dema's flame release your soul.
And may Baruda's winds guide its return to the Ether.
Upon your soul's return, may your body be blessed with Demjurga's strength, and your mind with Telia's brightness.
May your character be blessed with Jona's honour, and your heart with Sticoa's compassion.

And may Ekein's wrath be upon those who brought your demise. You shall be avenged! We will make it so!

Your frivolousness and shenanigans will be missed immensely. Go our brother!

Into the Ether you go and may you return quickly to this world."