Jeer (Skeleton)
Medium Undead, Lawful Evil
Armor Class: 13
Hit Points: 13 (2d8+4)
Speed 30 ft.
STRDEXCONINTWISCHA
10(+0) 14(+2) 15(+2) 6(-2) 8(-1) 5(-3)
License: SRD5 Open Gaming License
Damage Immunities poison
Damage Vulnerabilities bludgeoning
Condition Immunities exhaustion, poisoned
Senses darkvision 60 ft., passive Perception 9
Languages understands all languages it knew in life, but can't speak
Challenge 1/4 (50 XP)
Actions
Shortsword Melee Weapon Attack +4 to hit, reach 5 ft., (one creature) Hit: 5 (1d6 + 2) piercing damage.
Shortbow Ranged Weapon Attack +4 to hit, range 80/320 ft., (one creature) Hit: 5 (1d6 + 2) piercing damage.
Details
Epitaph Here Lies a Veteran Tour Guide of the Yawning Portal. Germs Kill...
Obituary He had many expeditions being a Skilled Guide & Dungeoneer down the Yawning Portal.

His Flaw was being a Germaphobe.

His End was a Sickly Dwarf with Jaundice that Jeer was deathly afraid had a Plague as other members of the Party were getting Sick. Avoiding the dwarf at all costs lead Jeer into the Lower Initiative behind 3 Corpse Worms in melee.

Paralyzed before getting a chance to flee & unable make a single Constitution Save ( Not that it would have mattered against 3 of them ) He was devoured alive & conscious. The consulation was that they also killed the dwarf.

Rest in Misery, you vile adventuring while sick, stunted scraggly beard, having dwarf.