Flea Bag (Skeleton)
Medium Undead, Lawful Evil
Armor Class: 13
Hit Points: 13 (2d8+4)
Speed 30 ft.
STRDEXCONINTWISCHA
10(+0) 14(+2) 15(+2) 6(-2) 8(-1) 5(-3)
License: SRD5 Open Gaming License
Damage Immunities poison
Damage Vulnerabilities bludgeoning
Condition Immunities exhaustion, poisoned
Senses darkvision 60 ft., passive Perception 9
Languages understands all languages it knew in life, but can't speak
Challenge 1/4 (50 XP)
Actions
Shortsword Melee Weapon Attack +4 to hit, reach 5 ft., (one creature) Hit: 5 (1d6 + 2) piercing damage.
Shortbow Ranged Weapon Attack +4 to hit, range 80/320 ft., (one creature) Hit: 5 (1d6 + 2) piercing damage.
Details
Epitaph Watch your Step -- ah, nevermind.
Obituary Flea Bag was... what you would expect: an ugly, unwashed, flea-ridden gutter dweller of a Goblin. He lacked not only situational awareness but social awareness as well. His favorite past time was spent antagonizing others with crude jokes and terrible one-liners delivered in the most inopportune moments.

His short life was brought to a swift end thanks to an otherwised unnoticed trip-wire attached to a massive cleaving ax.

He is survived by the members of the Cawk & Bulls -- Ms. Palmela the Sorceress; Panky Hank the Barbarian; Chicken Choke the Monk; and Guy the Bard.