Medium Undead, Lawful Evil
License: SRD5 Open Gaming License
Damage Immunities poison
Damage Vulnerabilities bludgeoning
Condition Immunities exhaustion, poisoned
Senses darkvision 60 ft., passive Perception 9
Languages understands all languages it knew in life, but can't speak
1/4 (50 XP)
Melee Weapon Attack +4 to hit, reach 5 ft., (one creature) Hit: 5 (1d6 + 2) piercing damage.
Ranged Weapon Attack +4 to hit, range 80/320 ft., (one creature) Hit: 5 (1d6 + 2) piercing damage.
Accidentally molested a tavern waitress while high, so the bouncer smashed his face in with a warhammer while we drank in the next room
He had eaten his parents, sure, and wore his own ear around his neck as a trinket he could nibble on while nervously telling lies--but he still had a good heart. He wanted to taste meat from every sentient creature in existence. Instead he ate the dirt.