"Bats can't fly?"

"Heard the siren call of Zuggtmoy and was last seen mindless walking towards her fungal tower"

"Took a wrong turn in the underdark and was never heard from again"

"Turned to ash while delaying an adult Blue Dragon, saving the party at his expense."

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"Felled by a demon while running to keep Blackrazor from the party's traitorous anti-palladin. But! Reincarnat..."

"Was ripped apart by the bridge between the material and abyssal plane. And disintegrated by the Demon in his h..."

"Torched in his own keep. His dream of a united goblinkind died with him."

"Was murdered by a serial killer while Mortimer was saving a Goblin cook. "

"Murdered defending the crashed Dragonborn airship from an insane serial killer who owns asmodeus’s dagger."

"The wild child of a widowed Duke, she lived fast and died proud, killed by her good friends after her experime..."

"Was taken from full HP to beyond resurrection by a crit from a Scythe"

"Retired, lived out his last days as a ruling Monarch."

"Beaten down by thugs in a house, bled out before party could help"

"Rolled too high on initiative and charged the Hydra... who went next."

"death by dragonborn who burnt down his family home."

"Was taken from us during intercourse with a prostitute who turned out to be a succubus."

"He was charging into battle against orcs. If only he could've reached them before they cut the rope bridge."

"A quiet person who enjoyed solitude in the forest."

"Had terrible instincts. "